meeting Mommy's husband

Mommy and the boy were at a restaurant waiting for daddy. The boy heard mommy telling the waittress that she was waiting for her husband but would like to order the food for the two of them first. The boy interrupted and said, "I want to meet your husband too"

Fire-breathing Dragon

Nathan has the habit of saying the following in public washrooms:
"Daddy, Look at my fire-breathing dragon. Smoke is coming out."

Being Responsible

"If you drop something on the floor, you have to pick it up. That's responsible, right? "

"Mommy, you don't go downstairs without me, that's not responsible"